i just learned that british photographer harry pointer made a lot of captioned photographs of cats in various situations in the late 19th century
look at this
the lolcat is over a century old
apparently humanity is only capable of making the same jokes over and over
those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.
Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
Sometimes you end up never speaking to someone who meant the world to you again. And that’s okay. You cope and you survive. Don’t let your losses keep you back from new gains.